12 Utah Things We Want: Xmas College Football Edition [Part I]

• 12. Utah Utes HAVE to get two new QBs from the transfer portal

• 11. Stop hashtagging “A Utah Man Am I” when entering the portal!

• 10. Utah football fans, accept that your team was mid this past year

• 9. BYU must find a running back…ANY RB in the transfer portal

• 8. BYU fans gotta show up for the Alamo Bowl game vs Deion/Colorado

• 7. Don’t be so giddy about having Bronco coach at Utah State

• BYU bball won 2x this week and signed teen phenom 5-star AJ Dybantsa

• In other news, Utah Hockey Club still can’t win at home

• Nobody’s stopping Utah State mens hoops from setting a school record

• Idaho All-Academic O-lineman runs into own guy, causing a fumble

• Ryan Smith is full of it saying he didn’t “finance” AJ move

• Ex-Utah OC Dan Mullen thinks his UNLV team will be #1 show in Vegas

• Betting site offers lines for high school and Pop Warner games, even

• Local idiot takes his own golf ball to Top Golf, gets the boot

• Helicopter mom dumps her 5-year-old son in the transfer portal

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