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Now that Quinn Ewers is in the building, is Miami a bad place for BYU QB Zach Wilson? And, was a 32-win Cougar softball team snubbed from the NCAAs?
Zach Wilson is in a no-win situation once again.
Yes, I begged Zach to get out of Miami in Pig Latin, but the guy from BYU is too nice and too approachable when quarterback killers enter his space. Please don’t at me saying that Wilson should play "the game" in Miami, hang out with that coach wearing capris and be kind so that the Dolphins’ QB room gets along. It was different when it was just Zach and an oft-injured Tua; now that a third wheel driving a third-wheel from Texas, or Quinn Ewers has arrived wearing pink, it is high past time for the BYU quarterback to get the hell out of Dodge. It is imperative that Zach not do the same thing that made him a laughingstock in New York, when Aaron Rodgers and all his barefoot hippie baggage showed up in a place that accepts barefoot hippies and the BYU QB stayed, throwing side-armed passes.
Here are three NFL destinations where Zach could go, tomorrow:
3. Detroit Lions
I already said the Lions were a good destination for Zach [and got ripped for it] last year, but: this really IS a spot where Zach could come in and be a starter in case Jared Goff gets hurt.
Don’t tell me Hendon Hooker and his rubber knee are starter material; you're absolutely cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs if you think this dude would last two weeks in a league filled with mercenaries. And the guy behind the guy behind “the guy” is Kyle Allen. ‘Nuff said; if there weren’t absolute dogpoop situations in two other places, the Lions would be number one.
2. New England Patriots
i know Drake Maye had a productive season in his rookie year but the guy only threw 15 TDs and had 10 picks so let’s chill out, huh? Homeskillet was also sacked about a billion times because he moves like molasses.
Wilson can actually escape the pocket and has a rocket attached to his arm, which has been known to locate receivers downfield in the AFC East before a rod 12 arrived in the Big Apple and spoiled Zach's development. behind Maye is Josh Dobbs, who's a nice guy but never a starter and then there’s some guy who played in the CFL.
1. Las Vegas Raiders
i know from experience [as a diehard Seahawks fan] that Geno Smith is NEVER the answer. Sorry for the all-caps flames but bruh...if you're asking Geno to be any sort of savior for any period of time, you are asking for a heap of trouble.
Yes, Geno has a good arm, but he also throws the most mind-blowing interceptions known to man and runs like some robot from a Chinese factory. Aidan O'Connell and Cam "North Dakota State" Miller are Smith's backups, so you already know why Vegas makes the most sense for a guy like Zach, who has been hated and unappreciated for most of his career. «
Honorable Mentions: Dallas Cowboys, New York Jets, Carolina Panthers, Arizona Cards
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The Leo Messi experiment appears to be over, as his fans piled out of the exits rather than watch another minute of Minnesota United’s 4-1 win.
You kind of had an inkling that the end was nigh, when Vancouver [?] destroyed Messi’s Inter Miami in the CONCACAF Champions Cup semifinals so bad that fans IN Miami did the same thing that Messi fans in Minnesota did—head for the parking lot.
It seems as though the former home of the Fort Lauderdale Strikers of the NASL and all the ghosts that inhabited it, including the great Pele, are putting hexes on Messi and his Barcelona boys that will now go into the upcoming FIFA Club World Cup as heavy underdogs, after they were somehow “included” in the lineup that normally only includes “champions.”
Keep in mind that Inter Miami did not win MLS Cup nor the US Open Cup. They only won Leagues Cup two years ago, and apparently winning that sham of a tournament was enough to get them [and Messi and his friends] in. «
» The College Softball Friend Series
RUMORS » We will save the other shambolic event for the most notorious of all the BVU segments below, but: there was another sham of an event taking place this past week that baffled me.
How on Earth do you leave out a BYU softball team that went 32-17 overall, had the Big 12 Conference’s Freshman Of The Year and beat juggernaut Washington 3-1 and UC Santa Barbara 5-0 during the preseason?! The Cougars came within a run of knocking off nationally ranked Duke, too.
Perhaps the NCAA Tournament gods didn’t like the fact that the Arizona schools in the Big 12 took two out of three games apiece from BYU, or that the Cougars fell early at the conference tournament.
Those arguments are somewhat valid, but BYU still deserved to be in the tourney based on its body of work, and will instead stay home knowing they should be in. «
#WhatAreWeDOING Of The Week:
» Baffled. Absolutely stunned was the state of Utah and any Utah Jazz fan, in particular, when Ashley Smith, wife of owner/hubs Ryan, watched in vain as the Jazz got the No. 5 pick and the Dallas Mavericks [yes, THE same Dallas team that played in and lost in the Play-Ins] got the No. 1 pick despite having just a 1.8 % chance:
Political. I’ve known Spike Lee for a minute, and he’s never shied away from creating controversy. Yes, his New Yawk Knicks hat looked ridiculous, but look at his hat and outfit closer and tell me what you see, here:
Thanks for reading; be safe and be well. I’ll see ya next time. «