The Humpday Dump: Ryan Smith Finally Did What I Asked Him To Do.

The owner will help find abortions for Utah Royals staffers but hindered area homeless during All-Star Weekend. Gotta call in sick to watch Utah State Thursday, and Utah Tech mens hoops is a mess.

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My new midweek segment where I comment on all of the top local [and possibly nat’l] stories in my own sarcastic way is here to stay, built to las…