Utah State Is Now Utah, I’m My Own Grandpa

Craig Smith is now the Utah Utes head basketball coach annnnnnd we now live in this alternate universe where nobody has any loyalty whatsoever

Hi, and welcome to my newsletter! Utah is a ticking time bomb filled with people ready to go off at the mere mention of anything controversial, but then don’t say shit because they don’t want to piss off the Elders Quorum, and so here I am, holding the detonator in my trusty little hands. Muahahahaaaa…I’m here to provide Utah sports takes that I guarant…