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Who's Gonna Score Real Salt Lake's Goals?!
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Who's Gonna Score Real Salt Lake's Goals?!

Without Andres 'Goalmez' Gomez who was traded and with star Chicho Arango in a 14-game scoring slump, it's a problem. And, NFL teams get what they get for not keeping or playing locals.

Wreck-It Rant [3:00]: Nobody has replaced Gomez in terms of goals. [6:00]. The kicker? Gomez has only played 45 minutes in France [9:00]. The aim here: profit over production. [12:00]; RSL F Chicho Arango [above photo] has scored once in the last 14 games.

Short Slugs [16:00]: BYU and Utah basketball at Big 12 Media Days; the Utah Jazz opens its season with two Ls in a row at home in the race for Cooper Flagg [20:00]; the Utes and Aggies were on the road in football and only one team won in the dying moments [24:00]; supposed underdog BYU wins big at UCF and stays unbeaten [30:00] and NFL teams get what they get for not keeping and/or playing locals much [33:00].

What Are We Doing?!? [36:00]

  • Utah Jazz reintroduce those dumb Stanley Cups and will refill now at games

  • The US Mens National Soccer Team is still doing shady stuff BTS

  • Major League Soccer jams most of its social media feed with Messi news

  • The LA Clippers introduce “The Wall” to annoy opposing free-throw shooters

  • Penn State nearly outdoes itself with the dumbest response to allegations

  • Somebody get former Utah Utes player Josh Nurse a ticket to the Holy War

  • A Vegas strip club will hold an anti-Formula 1 party on race weekend

  • Some Portland, Oregon exotic dancer is running for that city’s mayor

  • Ottawa Senators Brady Tkachuk gets a little handsy with our player

  • Stephen A Smith thinks Deion should be national coach of the year

  • The “Stop Puck And Play” sign is a total insult to us who can’t stand

Be safe and be well, and we’ll see ya next week.

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