3 Reasons Zach Wilson Should Start
Tua is trash. Quinn Ewers isn’t any better. Is the time to eat now for Zach Wilson in Miami?
Last year, Zach Wilson did not see the field for the Denver Broncos.
Yet all the so-called experts said that move would pay dividends for a guy flame-broiled and ridiculed to the nth degree in New Yuck. Aaron Rodgers and his massive publicity team of capri-wearing, hoodies-to-the-bare-midriff hippies walking around in giant Balenciaga trainers showed up drinking that nasty tea and smelling like Humboldt County B.O.
All of a sudden, the former BYU quarterback grew his hair long after the Jets sent him to Colorado and yet his girl, that Instagram influenxer chick from Joisey, followed Zach like a lost puppy dog to the Mile High City.
The end, right? Happily ever after with Sean Payton? Um, no. Zach gets traded to Miami where he joins the infamous hippy himself, Mike McDaniel — who’s actually FROM Colorado — who invented capris and deep thinking sunglasses and could wear a turquoise hoody with his capris and nobody would think anything of it. I mean, they probably would but ridicule would wear off eventually—probably after a year or two.
So that’s where we stand with Zach Wilson who is now on his third NFL team in a year.
Here are three reasons Zach should start:
3. Tua ain’t it anymore
Tua Tagavailoa might have been a great QB at Alabama and in his first few years at Miami but his time has come and gone. It is now time for Tua to put his cleats away and consider retiring. He’s taken way too many hits and had too many serious concussions to be considered for any starting job in the league.
Not only that, Tua had a 2.2 QB rating after Sunday’s performance: 14 of 23 for 114 yards passing and two interceptions. He was also sacked three times. Here’s one celebration a Colts player made at Tua’s expense:
Wilson came in during the second half and completed five of eight for 44 yards and NO picks, and by and large made good decisions with the football. Granted the playbook was watered down but three of those drops were not the BYU QB’s fault.
2. Get rid of Tyreek Hill
Tyreek had more drops in Miami’s game than baby mommas. Alright, definitely not. But, four catches for 40 yards receiving does not scream starter. If the Fins release Hill now they’ll owe the weasel but they’ll rid themselves — and honestly Zach — of a problem that has haunted this team since they got him from Kansas City.
I have one question though: If the Chiefs released him, what made Miami think the man could be reformed?! Truly the case study of our time. (By the way, Hill just got popped AGAIN for domestic violence.)
1. Quinn Ewers ain’t ready
With all apologies to that suh-weet lookin spread of antlers hangin’ on the wall of the Ewers family compound in Killya, Texas — and the crusty looks his fam shot at the ESPN cameras after their brother, son and blood relation tumbled into the depths of the 2025 NFL Draft — this good ‘ol boy ain’t ready for prime time.
Ewers may never be, but that’s beside the point. Zach Wilson is ready when these other two yahoos aren’t. I know all the crusty scotch-drinking New Yawkuhs for whom the character Ron Burgundy was created — or renewed — would disagree, but at least Zach is capable of not driving a team, or ball, into the ground when he’s healthy. «
Overthink This Photo 📸
Note to all future pros (or college athletes): when you say you’re gonna do something in your advertisements for your name, image and likeness, you’d better be able to live up to it!
Utah Tech football is 0-2 on the season and will probably be 0-3 after their game at Idaho. While tight end Kaden Eggett (left in photo) does have six receptions to lead the Blazers, Tru Tanner, the other guy in the pic has just three receptions for 57 yards.
Together, Kaden and Tru have ONE TOUCHDOWN between them. How “true” is this NIL ad?! Whose idea was it to have these guys standing at a Sinclair gas pump insinuating that they can fuel up their team?!
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#BullshitOrNot
There’s a very good chance this will be the first-ever double award recipient for non-excellence on this week’s BVU Show. Some lady journalist said she doesn’t do ANY research before voting for the AP Top 25?!
WTF?! Did this Haley M. Sawyer wannabe journalist lady just KEEP Florida in the AP Poll in her vote despite the fact they LOST to South Florida and refuse to tell us WHY she voted the way she did?! Are they just giving anyone AP votes???
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