NOTE: I suffered some seizures on Thursday. Please bear with me during this episode if I sound or seem a bit off. Thanks. - Brian
Real Salt Lake has limped to 3-4, 10th-best record in the West
They’ve scored seven goals and allowed 11, third-worst goal difference in West
When US starlet Diego Luna [3 goals] isn’t available, RSL has issues scoring
Utah Hockey Club nets a must-win in playoff race at home vs red-hot Winnipeg
The Utah Utes’ Red Rocks gymnasts win NCAA Regionals, move on to Elite 8
Rapid Rumors: NIL attorney warns lawsuits are coming on eve of House Vs. NCAA ruling, ‘The Great One’ , Utah Jazz guard Keyonte George has a highlight dunk in loss to Indiana, there are plenty of All-Pro QBs that double tap ball like Shedeur, if Cincy Bengals move, our city gets 4:1 odds to land that NFL team, Utah Hockey GM likes chances of Russian stars Daniil But and Dmitry Smirshev playing here, fans can now submit bids for Amir ‘Aura’ Khan’s boom box
#whatarewedoing Of The Week : Cooper Flagg’s mom says she’ll get a tat anywhere except her face if Duke wins natty [spoiler: Houston won Saturday], , Deion Sanders says Shedeur, Travis Hunter are “sure bets” in upcoming NFL draft, an 8-hour plane ride meme with local celebs is making the rounds, rapper goes viral performing at Chili’s, Caitlin Clark hints she may play flag football if hoops “doesn’t work out,” Yankees have vat of bone broth in dugout, haters make fun of Utah Hockey Club’s ‘Original Six’ home game commemorative puck set
VOTE in our 1st Annual #whatarewedoing Playoffs Championship Game: Dog shoots man Vs. BYU little girl natl anthem singer hater! [examples at link below]
Miller Time
It was a bombshell on a Friday afternoon in late March. Still recovering from a rough start to the season for their beloved Real Salt Lake team, this hit different to most fans.
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