Who: This 2025-26 bunch already has a higher yards per carry average than all of Utah’s legendary teams except for the 2004 Fiesta Bowl champions
How: If he continues at a similar rate, Utes QB Devin Dampier’s 87 yards rushing in Utah’s 43-10 win at UCLA puts him within range of 1,000 for the season
Wow: Fellow New Mexico transfer, RB Naiquiri Rogers, has 61 yards and a TD
Whoa: Wash St transfer Wayshawn Parker has 11 carries for 62 yards and a score
Grade School: new segment, Brian’s grading all the biggest stories of the week
#whatarewedoing Of The Week: guy has a seizure at Vegas sportsbook after Ga Tech scores game-winning TD, Kurt Benkert drops a sizzling hot Dampier take, Pat Bev is a voice of reason for some racist’s comments at a poker game, Northwestern University refuses to honor Hurricane Katrina victims and gets thumped by Jake Retzlaff-led Tulane, Entitled Alabama fan flips off cameras at FSU, Deion tries defending his asinine game decisions, Arch Manning comically underthrows an open receiver in Texas loss at Ohio St, Deion’s portable toilet is sponsored by Depends, stupid player at Long Island University brags that Florida won’t win by 100
Finally: New producer. New sound. Same snark! More ahead…including a new show debuting this Friday night!
Thanks for listening; be safe and be well. I’ll see ya next time. «
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