Oh: Dampier has now won four of his first five games at Utah
Oof: Fans were calling for frosh backup QB Jamarian ‘Byrd’ Ficklin before game
Wow: All Dampier did was throw four first-half TD passes at West Va in 48-14 rout
Whoa: Pump the brakes on ending Dampier’s career at Utah already
Grade School: new segment, Brian’s grading all the biggest stories of the week
F: what school has some of the best talent and still sits at 1-4?
D: which team spotted one of the worst offenses in the Big 12 two scores?
C: when will people realize this team might be the best in the state?
B: what offense has been more consistent over the first five games?
No A letter grade this week. Try again next week.
#whatarewedoing Of The Week: New Mexico fans pee on grass at home stadium
Also: that stupid anti-Mormon chant rears its ugly head in Weedhead Boulder, BYU trolls Shedeur Sanders in post-game celly, Diego Pavia sings off-key Vandy fight song after 55-35 win over Utah State, Pittsburgh players troll ball boy with special needs during TD celebration, Indiana/ex-Cal QB apologizes to bettors for ruining their point spreads, Deion needs four more wins to get the FSU job, Mike Elko goes Penn State James Franklin on the media, one college doesn’t get the memo about Aussie punters being available, ASU QB Sam Leavitt sounds like Jamie Kennedy in that white rapper movie and Oregon coach Dan Lanning gotta lay off so many halftime addies.
If you’ve heard Westside Sportzz, our hot new high school sports talk show that ONLY covers Salt Lake’s West side Fridays, our reporter A-Dawg is tearing it up! Giving injury reports & all!! He could use your help earning some new basketball shoes for his team (tread on his old ones are gone). Give him a hand, below:
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